Episode 1
Move away! Hurry! Move Away!
Move Move! Move Away!
Hurry! Move away! Move away! Move away!
Move Move Move!
Hurry up, Hurry up!
Er Fu, San Fu, Hurry and move!
I'll go home and add more dishes for you.
Move,Quick!
Hurry! Quick move!</br?
Excuse me, excuse me
Next one
Teacher Hua Tuo, please take care of me.
You must help me get into the Royal Clinic
I promise you I will really focus on studies, and get into the medical books.
And in the future, heal and aid everyone.
I beg you, I beg you, I beg you.
He Tian, He Tian, come in for the exam!
I'm right here!
Sickness's source unknown, 7 days with no solution.
Which hole, does the needle need to go in?
Useless thing! Go away.
Patient inflicted with evil wind, blood runs smoothly
Lips are crooked, eyes are pointed, for 7 years
How should we find a cure?
This guy should be in a coffin already, should count himself lucky to be here
Still wants a cure?
It's really this kid's bad luck.
To meet the Head of the Medical Court.
Better luck next year.
I...I...I...I can talk!
I can talk! I really can talk!
I can speak!
I...I...I...Thank you buddy
I can talk!
Mister, you should pay more attention to your health.
Less oil, less salt, eat more fruits.
Forbid smoking, ban drinking, exercise.
As long as you listen to me,
Your body will get better and better
Thank you Buddy. (Bring him down.)
Thank you Buddy!
I can talk! I CAN TALK!
I can talk!
Great! Great!
Such a great job! So cool!
So incredible!
Thank you! Thank you!
Good, good, good.
Yea! Yea! Yay!
Good, good, good
Bless Majesty to live thousand of years!
Arise!
Yes
Rise. Why is everyone so formal?
Have a seat, let's sit down to talk.
Informing Your Majesty
This court is to discuss governance of places.
The way you sit now, is very undignified.
Your Majesty, please respect yourself.
Interesting. Disrespecting myself?
Really interesting.
Right. Has everyone eaten yet?
Do you guys want some biscuit?
Yes, your majesty, we have all eaten.
This...this...this...
What are you guys looking at? Eat
I prepared these especially for everyone.
Grand Secretary, help me out here.
Think of it as giving me face.
Then Your Majesty...I...I...
I shall listen to your orders.
Eat it while it's hot.
Good! Now everyone eat some!
Grand Secretary Zhao, lately the world's been calm.
There's not even one speck of a problem?
Seven of us are eating biscuits right here.
yet a speck has already fallen to the floor.
Outside there are thousands of citizens,
If there's not even one speck of a problem,
Seems impossible.
Your Majesty, after the previous Emperor died,
Your Uncle and Empress Dowager governed,
Your Uncle loves the citizens like his kids,
Empress Dowager rules like mothers all over the world,
Which is why everything's been so calm
I'll be honest - Your Majesty's worrying too much.
You are right...
I can't say Uncle's incompetent or Grand Secretary Zhao
World peace...is all thanks to Grand Secretary Zhao
And to everyone in the court, for caring for our citizens
Your Majesty, this is all part of our job.
Then...if there's nothing else, you may be dismiss.
Yes, Your Majesty.
Xiao An,
I am here.
Go change clothes. I'm leaving the palace.
Majesty orders Xuan Li Eunuch's presence now
Man Eunuch, Majesty orders for Xuan Li Eunuch
Man Eunuch, it's His Majesty who Neds to find Li Eunuch,
His Superiorness's inside resting,
who's letting you make a fuss? LEAVE!
His Majesty's waiting...
I know!...LEAVE!
Chuan...Dad...stop crying, I'm not leaving,
Don't cry! (I don't want to be an Eunuch!)
Chuan! Don't Cry! Dad! I don't want to go
Chuan, you have to safeguard your 'Precious,"
You MUST safeguard it!
what your Mother and Father gave you! I don't want to be an Eunuch!
When you die, leave a full body behind!
This is the only way you can repay your ancestors!
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Godfather, are you okay?
My "Precious", have you found it yet?
Godfather, don't worry.
I have sent people working for the government
To go out
To find your "precious".
Even if they have to flip the whole country, inside out.
We will catch that thief!
And bring back your "precious" back to you.
Good, You need to capture the thief, but no killing.
I need to question their actions.
I need to skin that thief alive!
Yes.
Candied haw in a stick! Who wants Candied haw in a stick?!
Lanterns!
Move, move, move
Quick, quick, ahead over there, hurry.
Hurry, hurry, straight ahead.
Move, move
Even like this you can find me.
Did you guys smell the bucket of urine or something? Huh?
Let me your master,play around with you guys.
quick, quick. straight ahead, hurry!
Hurry, yes
Come on!
You think I'm a street performer?
You should at least think of me as a hero.
Okay?
But doing this, does earn quite a lot of money.
Hurry, Hurry! Straight ahead, quickly.
Those runaway dogs, didn't come to look for me
Then what are they doing?
Leave, Leave, leave. Hurry up and leave.
Teacher, Please give me another chance Teacher
Teacher! Leave, quickly leave.
Teacher, there's still another one.
I'll tell you this once - remember it clearly.
A pregnant lady's heat is high, heart is troubled, and has insomnia
Please prescribe the medication.
Teacher,
How tall, how heavy, what does she do at home?
I only asked you one thing
And you bring up all sorts of issues
Do you want...do you want to...
Do you want ..
Do you want her to write all her family history down?
Someone, drag her..
Drag her out, Next!
Teacher! Teacher! Teacher!
What happened? Teacher! Is he gonna faint?
Teacher, don't faint!
Teacher, quick, quick, quick. Think of something.
Stop!
Murderer! Murderer!Murderer!
Be quiet. I didn't kill him! I'm saving him!
No you're not. You killed him! Look!
He's already dead! You killed him!
Murderer! Murderer!
Teacher is waking up! He's waking up.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
You see? He's alive
I didn't kill anyone
Okay,okay. Go back to the exam
Your courage, is unbelievable
Put me down, why are you taking me?
What are you doing? Quickly put me down!
Put me down!
Buddy, are you okay?
Hurry leave! Go away! Leave!
You better listen next time.
Er Fok, Bite her.
You're not qualified for the Royal Clinic, Just leave.
Buddy are you okay?
Uncle, just now I did it to save someone.
You didn't see it just now?
He could have died, if it wasn't for me.
I just jabbed him right away.
Even though you saved him
But the way you saved him, wasn't the suitable way.
The Royal Clinic does not need you.
I'm gonna stop arguing with you, so don't start a fight in this exam area.
But if you do choose to start a fight here, you better not let me see you next time.
Uncle! Uncle!
Just now I saved someone!
That doesnt make any sense, Uncle!
What are you doing? Leave immediately!
You better becareful, I'll get Er Fok, Yee Fok to come bite you guys!
Leave quickly! Leave!
What's so great about the Royal Clinic?
Your medical skills shouldn't be used.
No one knows!
When I grow up I'll earn lots of money
I'll open up 10, 8 Royal Clinics!
You can go to which ever clinic you want
You
The Royal Clinic aren't like restaurants
10 Royal Clincs, 8 Royal Clinics. won't just open up like that.
Buddy, I'll just stop talking
I need to get to work
Come to my house for dinner after
Okay, Got it. You two aren't brave at all.
You didn't help us.
Buddy
That fish does not look fresh.
I caught it this morning
Just now it was full of life
Then get the fish to move around, to show me
The fish must be dizzy from the ride
DIzzy? Oh yeah it's moving
Yeah yeah, its bouncing, bouncing.
Okay, you can go back now
Bring it in. Yeah,yeah. Okay
Next one, next one.
Be careful!
Here.
Get up, be careful. Thank you Madam He
What vegetable? How can we eat that?
Are you new here? You don't know the rules
If I say this vegetable isn't good, then it's not good
The appearance doesn't look appealing, It probably tastes bad!
What if the Emperor,and Empress Dowager
Tries it and doesn' t like it
Will they blame you or me, Take him away.
Buddy Wong, I think the vegetables look nice and fresh
Very good
Madam He, I'm just teaching him
What does this got to do with you? Just go back to what you were doing.
Buddy Wong, he's new here
Just give him another chance, how about it?
Take a look, the vegetables are so fresh
If you let them take it back, it'll be a waste
Even if it's not appealing, it's still fine
These vegetables look bad, but if you make it appealing like flowers, everyone would want it.
Madam He, since you said it that way then fine
Just take it as I said fine
Okay, you said it would look as appealing as flowers
Okay, you make it appealing, appealing!
Flower, flower, flower?
Flower, flower, flower!
Woah! Cool! Amazing!
Really amazing! Good kungfu!
Yeah! Amazing kungfu!
What about it Buddy Wong, Give me some face here
Take all the vegetables
Take it, Take it, Take it...
Take all of it, Take it!
What a pity, what a pity.
Anyone? Will anyone take pity on me?
Buddy are you blind?
Take a look over there
Sir, it's very nice here
Please bury my Father, I'll sell myself. 30% off!
The item is amazing, even if your not buying come take a look!
Don't leave!
Sir, ahead of us is the North door
Please bury my Father, I'll sell myself. 30% off!
What do you want
Ow that hurts, let go of me, let go!
Buddy, money,money,money! I'll give you money!
You should have gave it to me earlier, are you guys tired?
Little boy, don't use the onion again
It's not good for your eyes, the smell is bad
It's very easy for people to expose you, What's your name?
My name is Xiao Shi Tou
I'm talking, Er Fok, San Fok
Just now was I too much?
Maybe if I just now
If I wasn't that mean.
Uncle Lang, would have given me another chance.
I saved someone! Was I wrong to?
I saved someone yet I couldn't get into the Royal Clinic?
I couldn't get into the Royal Clinic.
I couldn't read that book
Move away, Bring him bring him, Leave now
What's going on?
Guards, Talk no more, leave quickly
Guards I'm a good person, Good person
Move away move away, Hurry Hurry, move away
Get away!
Right now, I'm sure that, this hairpin
Is the one that the Maid from the Palace lost.
And you are one of the thieves in crime
I'll keep all of your possessions for now
Once I solve the case, I'll give everything back to you. Lets go!
Stop!
You have no evidence, how can you take someones posesson like that
Whats the difference between you and a thief?
You! Who are you?
You Delinquent, What's with the heroic act?
Someone, Yes
Search him!
Whats your reason for searching me?
You are now under suspicion for the missing item in the palace.
That seems like you stole, Take off her clothes!
Search him! Yes
It has nothing to do with me, Nothing, nothing to do with me!
Buddy, I'll bring you to see the poor guy.
But you need to place your money, in a safe place
If someone stole it, I can't help you.
There's so many poor people here?
Yeah there's poor people everywhere, This person next to you is considered one already.
Xiao Shi Tou, where's your house?
Who are you living with?
Me? Wherever I go is my home.
My house... don't,don't,don't! No,no,no!
Don't search my body! Let's go!
I didn't steal anything! I didn't steal anything!
You're picking on my Buddy? How can I let that happen?
Buddy! Buddy! Buddy!
Buddy! Are you okay?
Little boy, so you're both the thief in crime!
You're interrupting our work, you hurt our guards. Your punishment is big.
Take him! Yes.
Wait! What rules did they break?
And you are?
As Guards, we have to come to you to report?
Go away, are else we'll arrest you too!
You dang servants, Do you know who this is?
This is the Emperor's world, and yet you came to bully these people?
Go and send Eunuch Li out!
Eunuch Li's name is not for you guys to call for fun!
Catch them! Yes.
After them!
Move! Move! Move!
Miss, this way.
Miss, This place is pretty busy.
Let's go over there and take a look
Miss
This place sells very nice makeup.
If it's really like that, buy the whole store!
Good. This way
Freeze! Don't move,don't move!
Don't move!
What's going on? I don't know. Go out and take a look.
Yes, Yes
Hurry, come on!
Hurry! Come and help!
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
Go after them! Go!
Whats happening?
Get someone to capture him!
Get him, get him, get him!
Go,go,go! Where'd he go? Hurry!
Did you catch him? Where's that guy?
He was just here, how come we can't find him?
Buddy, you didn't check the day today?
We're not supposed to come out
Uh Oh, I need to go pee
Hold it in, hold it in! I can't hold it in
Up there, up there!
This has nothing to do with me!
You scared me, so I peed.
Someone! Catch them!
Xiao Shi Tou! Quick leave!
Don't go! Catch them! Catch them!
Catch them, Catch them!
If you have the guts, come stand face to face with me!
Come down, come down! Come down
Xiao Shi Tou, listen
Let's split up and run for it
After come to my house and meet me there!
Don't let them catch you, Okay?
Don't move! Don't move!
Here,here,here
Are you okay? I'm fine
Quick, quick! Hurry! Don't let him get away!
Let's leave, quickly! They're catching up
Hurry! They are over there! Quick! Quick!
Hurry!
Move away
Let go!
Don't worry, I'm here to help you
Help us?
Hurry! Hurry!
Move away
Get out of the way.
Leave first, I'll handle this
Hurry, hurry! After them! Hurry!
Buddy! You're not hurt right?
Just a little fight, how can that hurt me
Where's Er Fok?
Is he sleeping inside?
Be careful
Oh it's you two masters
It's so hot today, and yet you guys want to fool around
You masters
After him!
Don't say anymore, I'm not some miracle physician
Buddy, don't need to say that
Your medical skills have always been amazing
Just next door there's someone with an illness
In the end you're the one healed them
That worthless person from Royal Clinic, is blind!
He wouldnt let us take the exam, so we couldnt
You not getting accepted is their lost
You took the exam for the Royal Clinic
I went but in the end I got kicked out
How come?
I saved this doctor
But they keep thinking that I'm just fooling around and not serious about this
Let me take a look
Bite on to this
No thanks, I can endure the pain
Buddy, are you done
Sorry, can you hold it in
I'll try again, okay
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Are you okay? How are you
I'm sorry, please give me another chance
Just another chance
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Xiao Shi Tou, have a bun
Mother, you're home.
Who's this?
I met him today, he's my new friend
His arm is broken
Hello Madam.
Move a bit, to see
Thank you, Madam.
Mother, how come I didn't know that you could do that
Your mother has been butchering pigs for 8 years
Even with my eyes closed, I can do it to a pig's leg
Fixing this arm, is too easy
Okay, I already fixed your arm
You can leave now
Mother, don't be like this
Why not? Our place only sells meat
Our place is not a charity, are you gonna bring
All the poor people to stay here
How do I know if he's a good person, or a bad person
Xiao Shi Tou, don't think too much
Dai Niang is not talking about you but someone else
It's getting late, I should go back
Thank you Dai Niang
Hing Dai, I'll take my leave
Wait a minute, I'll get you some
Medicine to stop the bleeding
I'm fine, it's okay, I'll take my leave
Goodbye
Niang how come you're making him leave
He's my friend
Friend? What's your friends name?
Where does he live?
I told you so many times
Don't bring strangers home with you
You never listen, some people are not what it seems
Don't bring home trouble
How come? Niang he fainted
Da Ge carry him in, come on
1 ,2, walk, walk
Come on, come on
Freeze! Freeze! Dont run, dont run!
You cant runaway from us, freeze
Freeze! Hurry, Hurry
Freeze, freeze
Good thing I run fast
Don't bring home strangers
And yet you became friends with a stranger
And help save him
And let him sleep on your bed
Just wait until he wakes up
You'll probably give him money too
Only you would do this
You never know how bad a person's heart is
You can write and read, but you need to understand him
You brat! You almost scared me to death
Niang, don't be mad
If you're angry you'd get wrinkles
When you turn old, that won't be fair
I have discovered a new medicine formula
Do you want to see
Using me as a experiment again
Do you think I'm Dai Fok
A beautiful pig to you
And turn out with a hair like a needle
I'm just giving you a therapy
Look at Dai Fok so strong like a cow
I'm not going
What is that
What smell is that, it smells weird
Honey, Powder, Egg White,Rose
Goat Milk, and Wheat
You treat my face, like a bread store
Niang, trust me it'll be fine
Once you use the mask, you'll be younger by 20 years
Look at you, such a gorgeous girl
From day till night, you wear these male clothes
Ever since i was little, I dressed like this
You didn't want me to let others to know I'm a girl
Yes, before I treated you like a boy
But now you're all grown up now in the future
You do not have to wear males clothing
I think wearing males clothes, is not a bad thing
It allows me to do things easily
I don't want to wear females clothing
Xiao Shi Tao does not even know I'm a girl
He calls me Lao Dai
I still have things to tell you
From now on don't follow
Xiao Shi Tao's troublesome behaviour
It's time for you to get married
Niang, Can we place the facial mask yet
Once its place, you can't talk
Or else you'll get alot of wrinkles
I'm not afraid of wrinkles, I'm afraid that you won't listen
Stop talking. or else it won't work
Okay,okay rest I'm gonna leave
Da Ge, are you better now
It's good
That's good
Hello, Tou Sok
You drank beer again right
I told you it's not good for your liver, so don't drink
Tian Xin, I only drank a little bit
Just a little? Not even a little drink!
If you keep drinking, don't ask me to help you
Okay, Okay. I won't drink
Not even a little bit
Good
Shi Tao, Shi Tao, bye
I can leave now
I'll bring some medicine for you
No thanks, I'm really fine
Oh right, thanks for helping me
And letting me stay for the night, here
It's okay, no need to be so polite
Just take it as a souvenir I'm leaving
Who is it? So early! Who is it
Xi Fu, big problem! Xi Fu
This jade doesn't look so cheap
Don't take advanatage of this
Don't take advantage of this when have I? I was just thinking about it
That Da Ge, is so generous
He must be from a very rich family
Lao Dai, I think he's a very good person
Good Kungfu and heroic
How come Dai Niang doesn't like him
I don't know why,Go back and ask Niang for yourself
Lao Dai, just now you seemed like a girl
Don't say that, when have I
When have I? How would I know
Go back and ask Niang. I'm not gonna let you say that
Let go, let go
Don't run! Freeze! Freeze!
We're dead
Smelly! I found you
Lao Dai, she's the daughter of Zhui Tai Master
A well known rich girl
Miss Zhui
I'm very sorry
Pay me back
Yesterday I ruined your clothes
I didn't mean it, I'll pay you back
I don't want your money, I want you dead
Catch him! Yes! Run! Hurry! Run!
You're Zhui Dai's people
Is he a police or a thief
How can you guys capture me? Let me go!
Fresh meat! Dai Niang
Come quick Fresh Meat! Dai Niang! Hurry!
Dai Niang, lend me this knife
Put that down, thats dangerous
Lao Dai has been captured
Don't joke around, go over there and play
Whose joking around, Tai Master's daughter
Brought a bunch of guys and captured Lao Dai
She said she wants Lao Dai's death to pay back for her ruined clothes
Right now, I'm sure that, that hairpin
Is the one that the maid from the palace lost.
And you are one of the thieves!
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